So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
