Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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