Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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