Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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