Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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