Pappa wants mamma naked
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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