I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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