I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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