There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
whose ass print is on the piano?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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