Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Randomize
