Sry I called you an 8
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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