Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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