I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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