My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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