Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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