So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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