Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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