am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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