Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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