I can tuck mytits in my pants
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
