Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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