We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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