R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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