I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
