i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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