I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Damn victory sex feels great
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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