the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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