Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Still dying that you shit outside
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
