i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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