Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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