You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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