if i died would you start the facebook group?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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