I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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