Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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