i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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