WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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