Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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