You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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