so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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