my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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