So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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