I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just found puke in my bra..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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