I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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