Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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