That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I wish there were birth control emojis
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
