oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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