How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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