Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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