you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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