u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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