Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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