so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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