normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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