just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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